sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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