So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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