I can text with my tongue
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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