It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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