Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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