It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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