CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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