So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
