Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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