normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
