when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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