This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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