My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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