So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
