No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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