Small penises have feelings too.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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