id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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