whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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