Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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