Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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