I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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