he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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