As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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