Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I wish there were birth control emojis
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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