Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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