Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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