I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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