You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
40s are totally the cure
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
