It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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