im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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