He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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