Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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