I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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