if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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