The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
