Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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