No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
