Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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