so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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