How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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