Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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