you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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