he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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