You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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