I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Alive.
So much puke
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
