And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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