i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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