So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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