i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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