I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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